Who won the war for talent… Er… If it’s all right to ask that question…

A little earlier this year, BadConsultant launched Jobinions. A free service/discussion forum where people could share opinions on companies as either an employee or as an interviewee.

[and, for full disclosure, I don't make any money from Jobinions - yes, it is possible that some people aren't commoditizing everything]

The spirit of Jobinions is quite simple – tell it like it is. From the Jobinions front page:

... life’s too short to work for crap companies. They can damage your health, wealth and happiness and strip you of your potential to do your very best work. We want you to know what it’s like working for any company. And the best people to tell it like it is are the people working there already and others who have interviewed with the company.

We created Jobinions because there was nowhere to tell it like it is.

Jobinions is founded on the belief that the working world can be better and that we can help each other make great career decisions.

Jobinions is pretty easy to use – a quick sign up process, answer a few core questions on the company and you’re in, simple as that. There’s no personal information shared on the site and, I guarantee, the identity of community members will remain confidential (provided they don’t get into libel/slander).

Quite a few people signed up and created accounts. When I recently advertised Jobinions on Google Adwords, even more people signed up.

BUT…

Only 5 people have left a Jobinion, so far (not counting my initial example). There’s good stuff in those Jobinions – particularly about one major accounting firm.

I am a firm believer that the war for talent has been won by the talent – and Jobinions was built on the basis that it’s OK to have an opinion about your employer – that each of us owns our career and can be proactive in getting to do more of what we do best every day.

Yet, from the many users, only 5 Jobinions in 5 months. Why the reticence?

I did a little bit of digging, searching and reading and came across Laurie Reuttiman’s

[who is a goddess - follow what she says - laugh at her blog - marvel at how remarkably cute she is in all her pictures and... er... make sure you spay and neuter your cats, right Laurie?]

entry about Jobinions which had generated some of the users. And there was a comment that just plain made me go ‘huh?’

To quote:

Even though the post is entitled “Humor,” I’d recommend that folks NOT use Jobinions – your current or potential employer might not see the humor that you do.

Or, for God’s sake, don’t use your real name, email address or URL.

The recession makes grumpy, humorless jerks out of more people than you realize.

Huh?

[see, I told you]

HUH?!!!

“I’d recommend that folks not use Jobinions…”

because your qualification for saying so is that you’re paranoid about employers not seeing the joke?

Really?

Getting past that sort of confrontational, win-lose, serf-master employment relationship is exactly WHY I created Jobinions – it’s time to transcend the BS of the 20th century ‘modern’ organization

[read the manifesto at http://www.strengthsspringboard.com]

and put the people who create the value on the footing they deserve.

Yet even with that intent, I have the simple fact that people (many people) have signed up and created profiles – yet only 5 Jobinions have been posted. Is paranoia rampant? I don’t believe so. Reluctance to use discussion boards? Er… I won’t dignify myself with an answer to that one. Mistrust of ye olde BadConsultant? Maybe.

But at the base of it all (as I discuss at the Strengths Springboard), is that I believe the majority of people haven’t woken up to the fact that the ‘modern’ organization is near dead in the water, out of tricks, unprepared for a world where the East is faster and cheaper, the West is demanding and fickle, and value is created from ideas not reproducible, scalable manufacturing processes.

And why haven’t they woken up?

Because it’s been easier and safer to collude with the mythology. Though it may look, feel, sound, smell and taste like it, it’s not fear, not really – it’s laziness.

GM, AIG, Chrysler…

The mythology is crumbling before your eyes.

So come on over to Jobinions and tell it like it is – it’s time to build a different future – one where it’s cool to work at something you love doing and be respected, rewarded and celebrated for doing just that.

What If Managers Ran Grand Central…

Tomorrow morning, BadConsultant will once again be hitting the MetroNorth-East corridor into New York, arriving at Grand Central in the midst of rush hour.

[hey, why not say "Hi!" if you spot me?]

It’s a nice trip – I get some quiet time on the train, do some thinking, listen to my iPod, get a little bit of work done – an almost zen-like zone of tranquility. And yes, I am attempting to teach the conductors to chant ‘Ommmmmm’ when they ask for the ticket. So, it was a few weeks ago, that I emerged from the train floating a little in transcendental space, thinking of everything, thinking of nothing, flowing with the energy within and without

[don't worry, there is a point coming - I just wanted you to get my mood, maaaaan]

as I stepped out of the track doorway and into the human chaos that is Grand Central in the morning.

I started walking at my usual quick pace, practising being centered, anticipating others movement, adjusting course, blending with the mass of moving humanity. Gradually I slowed. Because I noticed the absence of something (which isn’t all that easy to do in the sensory overload of New York).

There wasn’t one inter-person collision. No-one fell over. No-one was angry with anyone else. The whole thing flowed like bees in a hive, or ants in a colony. This was a society moving naturally, this was a dynamic system, self-adjusting and evolving as I watched.

I stopped walking.

How many people do you think travel through Grand Central station every day?

Hang on a second, I’ll just nip over to Wikipedia… Wow!

• Over 500,000 visitors every day
• Over 125,000 commuters every day

How big is your organization? Mine is about 75,000. Nearly twice as many people commute through Grand Central every day as my whole global organization.

And those commuters don’t seem to need managers.

No collisions. No casualties. Give and take, ebb and flow.

If managers ran Grand Central what do you think would happen?

Let’s try the obvious…

1. Each thoroughfare would be neatly organized into bi-directional walkways to ensure that people walked in the right(®) direction
2. Each of these bi-directional walkways would have designated entry and exit points with a queuing system/process to ensure smooth transition
3. Each traveler would have to have a pre-planned, approved itinerary indicating their time of departure, destination and expected seating assignment
4. Managers would stand at the doorways, to discuss the planned itinerary and to educate the traveler in question exactly how to walk – speed, gait and acceleration – as well as testing quality of footwear and appropriateness of attire
5. Each traveler would have to ensure they had necessary budget to travel prior to commencing entering the station
6. Finally (though the list could go on and on and on) there would be totally, categorically NO SIGHTSEEING – that’s right, anyone stopping to enjoy the breathtaking setting of Grand Central would be held up on a performance management infringement immediately

It’s kind of laughable, right? Yet

[sigh]

we put up with this kind of bulls*** every day in the modern organization – and assume it is the way it has to be. In fact, right now, someone reading this blog is thinking that there’s no way such anarchy/chaos could work in an organization.

[come on, I can hear the gears whirring in your brain... Even from here]

Yet, over 125,000 people get where they want to go every day without major, or even minor, catastrophe. Why is that?

1. They want (or have to) travel – i.e. there is an intention to travel
2. The destination is clear – the overhead boards tell me which train is going where I’m going, what time it leaves and which platform
3. Signage to platforms is clear
4. Nobody has a vested interest in stopping me getting where I’m going – the only time a win/lose proposition comes into play is when someone is guarding and empty seat with their bag to avoid having me sit next to them

[probably not a bad idea]

“But,” my modern organization believer screams at me, “there’s an army of people making sure that Grand Central runs smoothly so that commuters can get through quickly!”

And that’s my point. Of course there is. But I don’t see them. I don’t talk to them. I only deal with them when things are going horribly wrong because of something out of my control. And when that is fixed, they fade away again.

Hmmmm… helping me when I need it, leaving me to do my thing when everything’s running smoothly.

Maybe the question shouldn’t be ‘What If Managers Ran Grand Central?’ but instead ‘What If Grand Central Managed Your Organization?’

Oh well, I’ll see if it’s so smooth tomorrow – knowing my luck I’ve probably jinxed Grand Central and will get to watch 5 cardiac arrests, 3 broken femurs, a small brush fire (in Body Shop), 16 muggings and 1 bizarre act of biblical revelation before I get 10 yards from the platform.

[In which case I will, of course, blog about it]

Toodle-pip,

BC

And so you’re back… from outer space…

… just turned up to find you here… with that sad look upon your face

[careful, when the badconsultant boogies, no-one's safe]

Well, haven’t I been off in the clouds for a while?

If you read my New Year’s Eve post, you’ll remember that I predicted 2009 would bring some interesting work and indeed it’s turning out that way. Jigsaw pieces are clicking into place, mechanisms are turning, sense is emerging from nonsense, s*** is indeed hitting fans.

Getting some things built and ready has taken quite a bit of time, but you’ll be glad to hear that most of the heavy lifting has now been done and I’ll be back to writing

[and helping you take the red pill]

more regularly very soon.

In the next couple of days, I’ll be launching the Strengths Springboard (the manifesto is available now if you want to sign up).

Around the same time, I’ll be doing something a little odd. Sharing a ‘Big Idea’ (i.e. one which could potentially make a lot of money for whoever brings it to life) openly on the web. There’s a high likelihood that I may get nothing back for doing so. I’ll even consult about it. Happily. It’ll be the first of many such experiments in letting ideas loose in the world. Stay tuned here or at Twitter to hear more about that.

Letting ideas loose in the world.

It is time to confound the reality we’ve all taken for granted for too long. It is time to take the red pill.

And in the meantime

[Cue disco ball]

won’t you join me in a little boogie?

First I was afraid… I was petrified…

Mañana

BC